Oscar Mayer Died

Just a quick note: Oscar Mayer of the great Oscar Meyer Hot Dog fame died Monday. Not much to say here. The Lurker didn't eat his product but I do love his great vehicles. The Hot Dog car is the single coolest car on the road. The Lurker has seen it twice. Just awesome!

what would your reaction be?

You are shopping in a trendy little clothing place and then in comes the troop. They are fairly well practiced for a flash mob.

my dog was hit by your karma

Seriously it is wonderful to watch mean people get what they deserve.

No surprises

You know what is going to happen. The Lurker knows what is going to happen but it does not make it any less funny.

Now that's HAWT!

Happy burger and firework day.

I bet he smells like milk all the time

Nice little photo shoot of fridges

Check the link to see a peek in a ton of refrigerators. Really strange concept. The pic above shows the very strangest. Check the top right of the pic. It kind of reminds me of the Lurker's freezer. We had a bat in there for two years. I defrosted it outside and an animal grabbed it while I was letting it thaw. Two freakin years....

I'm just talking about Shaft

Today is the anniversary of the movie Shaft. If you have no idea what I am talking about click here. Otherwise watch this video. It is a Ukulele version of the song. The Lurker loves the Ukulele.

Wendy's new Buffalo Chicken

The Lurker and crew went to Wendy's after a fantastic last day of big trashin (see other posts). There the Lurker saw a poster for the new Buffalo Chicken and was intrigued. They always look so good on the advert. I knew it would be crap but I had no idea how bad they would turn out. They were like cold slugs in a blood sauce. Some of us took a bit and spit it back up. While we were there we discovered someone else who had eaten it as well. The Nephew of the Lurker (we are looking for a name for him, maybe skulker) headed to the bathroom and found this. Thank goodness for camera phones.

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Also the Skulker called Wendy's and had them refund us our money for their failed experiment. See trying new things is not so bad. OK that one guy had a bad experience but how often does that happen.

Been dying to write this

The Lurker has written here before of the Death Bet that he is involved with. You know the type of thing. You get together with friends and make seperate lists of who you think is going to die this year. Celebrities or the well known only of course. Oh I see you don't do that. Well dammit you should.
For some reason it has been likes sweeps month with the amount of deaths in the famous realm. The big ones are obvious but I am being sent new info everyday. Sign up for Celebrity Death Beeper to keep up. Also check the Death Bet icon to the right to see how it is going. I just put it up. At this moment the Lurker is losing but he is still in the running. Below is a quick list of just who has died in the last couple weeks.

• MICHAEL JACKSON
• FARRAH FAWCETT
• ED MCMAHON
• DAVID CARRADINE
• VOICE OF MICKEY MOUSE
• BILLY MAYS from OXY 10 fame
  
• KARL MALDEN from a ton of movies including the Lurker's favorite Pollyanna
  
• MOLLIE SUGDEN from Are You Being Served
  
• BOXING HALL OF FAMER ALEXIS ARGUELLO
• GALE STORM
• FRED TRAVALENA
• Also these are a bit older but don't forget both Doms Deluise and DiMaggio and Bea Arthur