Now that's an awesome aquarium

"Say "what" again. SAY "WHAT" AGAIN! I dare you, I double dare you, motherf***er! Say "what" one more goddamn time!"

It feels like the McDonald's ad team has just given up

I printed this to put on my sun shade in my car

texting the dog part 3

Dammit Brazzers knock it off!

I would listen Wicket's advice if I were you

God is a hater

Book of the day

eye Bleach alert

Oh now I understand.

Tastes like stripper pole

too soon?

A moment in time

Made me giggle

Dammit Brazzers stop ruining my childhood

Gimme!

You'll notice the jar is empty

Book of the day

Eye bleach Alert

'Merica, Fuck Yeah

If you liked the pizza shirt then you need this hoodie

Book of the day.

Eye Bleach Alert

In honor of Memorial day